J014                    Are you a bitch?

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... Young, Urban,  Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist" 

 

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know... Double Income, No Kids." 

 

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker." 

 

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?'" 

She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know... Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc." 

 

A second gal answers their question before they even ask it, "B.I.T.C.H." 

 

What exactly is a BITCH?!? they ask in unison. 

 

"Babe In Total Control of Herself."

 

So ladies, next time somebody calls you a "Bitch" SMILE ... and say  "Thank You!!"