AFH                  Got the time guv?

Yes, I've got the time, and the date!  I'll deal with the time first..  I am sure that many people are not aware of the advantages of a radio-controlled clock.  I have three in my house.  You may have seen the adverts claiming that they are accurate to an absurd degree; a second in fifteen  million years.  When I see grossly absurd advertisements, they usually act in the opposite direction to what they are intended to do.  And I don't believe that I am much different to the average Brit.  The advert IS absurd, but these clocks are still an excellent buy.  The clocks keep time to better than a second all the time they are working; sufficient for most people.  The method they use is to receive a radio signal from Rugby MSF at a very low radio frequency.  This transmitter is the same one that calibration laboratories all over Britain use to lock their time and frequency counters to an atomic clock.  It is the frequency of that atomic clock that has the accuracy that the advertisers quote, but even atomic clocks don't last 15 million years.  The proper way of reporting the accuracy of a standard device like an atomic clock is to say that the uncertainty of measurement (UoM) is either a percentage, or so many parts per million (PPM).  This equals one part in thirty-one million, five hundred and thirty-six thousand, times a million.  So its much better than one second in a million million years.  A truly stupendous accuracy.  I won't attempt at putting the figure into scientific notation because this word processor cannot handle the layout of the figures.  So, for all intents and purposes to a householder, it is perfect.  But don't use the word "perfect" to a scientist, NOTHING is perfect.  And science doesn't deal with religion.  See my essays on page AAO

"Time" is the physical parameter that can be measured to the greatest degree of precision.  The actual physics are a bit abstruse, but atomic clocks are now a fairly common device.  The National Physical Laboratory in Teddington has one and  so have a number of other national laboratories.  The average time of a number of atomic clocks worldwide  is used as the International Standard.  These clocks are more accurate than the rotation of the earth.  Until these clocks were invented, mankind had to use the heavens as a time standard, but the boffins found that the earth speeded up and slowed down from time to time making the day a bit longer or a bit shorter, depending on the foibles of the planet..

The reason that I have three clocks is that I like to read the time in several locations in the house. Also, having three clocks allows me to see if one has gone wrong.  When the battery runs down they behave erratically.  And the battery doesn't last fifteen million years, depending on the type of cell, they last something over one year.  When they go wrong, they are not just a little out of time, they are a lot out of time.  But no different to a clockwork or ordinary battery clock.

Now to the date.  I had a holiday in the USA in the 1980s after coming home from working in Syria.  My wife presented a signed and dated traveller's cheque to a checkout girl in a supermarket,  The girl said to my wife that she had put the wrong date on the cheque.  My wife looked at the cheque again and said that she hadn't.  Time for yours truly to interrupt.  I explained to both of them that the UK and the USA write their dates in a different way.  We use day-month-year in that order.  The USA use month-day-year.  Hence the confusion.  But both countries are irrational as both countries use the same Arabic numeral system. (Don't ask my why, but the Arabs use Indian numerals.) 

To be rational, we both should put the most-significant-digit first and the least-significant-digit last like we do for the writing of normal numbers.  An example of the official international way of writing the date is 1995 12 05.  This is the fifth of December 1995.  If computer files are dated this way, the computer will put all the files in the correct date order.  Using either the USA or UK layman's way will give the list in a strange order.

When the date and the time are written as a composite, as I have done above, it is referred to as the "datetime".  Various bodies from calibration labs to air traffic controllers use the "datetime" as part of their records.  I am surprised that my Collins English dictionary doesn't list the word.  I suppose a purist might hyphenate the two parts of the word.